![]() ![]() Tidwell: “You’re Lord is not the real Lord. Hoyle: “In the eyes of my Lord it’s ok.” Tidwell: “No, not in the eyes of the Lord. Let me tell you: Don’t knock it ‘til you’ve tried it. I personally accept you for who you are and at Harvard, I did some experimenting of my own. Tannebaum: “These words and these acts are offensive in the eyes of the Lord.” Hoyle: “You are as homosexual as homosexual is.” Hoyle: “Are you a bit concerned about the bible’s view, or at least some interpretation’s view on homosexuality?” Honey: “You start running and I’ll catch up with you.” I’ve had a lot of men come and go outta my rooms and they have told me the secrets to a good marriage are just a carefully executed web of lies that you just spend your life teeter-tottering on to make sure none of the pieces of the web fall apart and you have just laid your first gossamer thread.” Honey: “So you’re already planting the first seeds of lies in your marriage, huh?” Hoyle: “That’s a tiny little v-jay-jay.” Hoyle: “That is the penis of your first baby piglet.” You know what? I should’ve washed my hands after the anus, before the vagina.” Hoyle: “I don’t know why strangers are taking shots at me.” But I don’t say that to God because I’m Jewish and if there is an afterlife, I want to hedge my bets.” Pearl: “So what you’re saying is there’s no God?” Then it’s about finding the nothingness that’s in the universe, but that’s not God. ![]() ![]() If you’re a Jew and you love Jesus then God hates you for that. Except when you’re a Jew, he does especially if you don’t love Jesus. Hoyle: “God loves all of us…unless you don’t believe in Jesus. Hoyle: “With the infant mortality rate chances are it’s gonna take a few tries. Hoyle: “Can you imagine if you were really that obtuse?” He wouldn’t be the hero of a Western if he didn’t.Įli: “Do you think Pearl would like to live on here?” Tannenbaum dies – Tidwell wisely runs away, leaving Hoyle to face a horde of bounty hunters on his own. But after he and Hoyle get into a fight and he demands that God smite both Hoyle and Mrs. Tannenbaum he’s prosthelytizing in the streets. He’s a Jehovah’s Witness now and with the help of Kim Coles‘ Mrs. Photo Credit: HuluĮven Tidwell gets caught in the crossfire as he’s trying to convert Hoyle. But Frank James agrees to call off the dogs if he can keep having sex with Pearl. Great Bend isn’t fun anymore since Hoyle’s been the sheriff. When he finally gets a good lead, he discovers it’s Frank James, at the behest of Cole Younger, who’s put the price on his head. He hides out at Eli’s farm for a few days – and helps him birth some piglets – before the bounty hunters track him there as well. He soon discovers there’s a bounty on his head but he doesn’t know who (currently) wants him dead. Even though Pearl’s a whore, Eli doesn’t want her having sex with other men.Īt the same time, random outlaws keep taking shots at Hoyle. She hasn’t been able to find a way to break that news to Eli though, so when he finds her in bed with Frank James, he’s more than a little upset. Eli’s game, but Pearl is still whoring part-time to help pay down the debt on the farm. Hoyle is thrilled by this news and can’t wait for his step-daughter and her husband to move out to the country and start popping out babies. After Eli’s uncle is killed during a grasshopper infestation, Eli inherits the family farm.
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